Plane Dead

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Woohoo, there's zombies on this mothafuckin' plane! It's been a long time since any new zombie flick - with the exception of Evil To Kako - grabbed me by the bollocks and had me interested the whole way. This baby manages it with style.

Scientific regeneration type experiment goes wrong, test subject being transported in the cargo hold of a passenger jet - alongside the luggage and duty frees as you do - when....turbulence. The deadly cargo is about as well packed as a parcelforce special delivery, breaks open, and gets free.

Cue zombie mayhem, as the virus spreads by bite. Cue desperate passengers fighting to survive. Cue loads of gore and plenty of laughs along the way. This is a winner. The characters, so often neglected in films like this, are humorous and enjoyable to watch. Heck, they are even likeable, I challenge you not to be rooting for at least a few of them - or wishing them dead - by the time the film is 1/2 way in.

Once we've got character intros and some scene setting out of the way, the pace fairly explodes, with rampaging blood hungry zombies all over the place, and an ever dwindling bunch of desperate passengers plus crew fighting a battle to survive.

It's gory in places, there's nice touches of humour - love the golfer and the toothless zombie granny among other things - and it flies along like 28 Days Later on Concorde. It's fecking good fun, any horror fan will love it.

Faults? It starts a little slowly, and the odd effect (CGI on the planes?) looks a tad ropey. Other than that, if you ignore a couple minor inconsistencies or leaps of faith, it's a great effort that cannot fail to impress.

Without doubt, this is the zombie (and I know purists say zombies can't run lol) film of the year so far. Other forthcoming titles - including the much hyped 28 Weeks Later - are going to have to work hard to topple this from the top spot.

Watch it. Watch it now. Love every minute of it, hope there's a sequel (feck, did I just say I wanted a sequel?) to carry on the entertainment.

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Movie Review

Plane Dead

2007

Director: Scott Thomas
Cast: Erick Avari, David Chisum, Kristin Kerr
D+

omparing Plane Dead to recent films of a similar mid-air ilk does it no particular favors. Like Snakes on a Plane or Flightplan, the film fails to make you feel you are anywhere but in a sound studio and—unlikeUnited 93—there is no imperative. Sure, Greengrass’ film had pretty much the rawest nerve in cinematic history to exploit, but the director of that film deserves credit for following through with the drama and delivering the moments that count in disaster movies. In Plane Dead, on the other hand, the zombies are eligible terrorists, but fail to live up to the tag as the film shreds itself into nothing.

A counter-point of reference might be last year’s Slither, a hackneyed narrative brought to life by the wit and competence of the filmmaking. Plane Dead is the reverse: an ingenious and mouth-watering set-up that ends up as not much more than a bloody waste. The narrative screams out for a John Carpenter or Joe Dante to forge it into something with a little class.

The inexperience of the director is clear from the get-go. The main problem is that Plane Dead is edited rather than directed, a succession of shock cuts that builds a formulaic and predictable pattern. The unsophisticated use of an enclosed environment (usually such an impressive staple of the zombie movie) is a particular disappointment. It’s hard to imagine that a film in such a claustrophobic space should feel so disconnected, but it does—perhaps because the flaws in the players and plot are so cavernous. If the characters were true genre creations—badly and broadly drawn but from somewhere, hoping to achieve something—then Plane Dead might have a chance. As it stands, it’s just too badly put together to inspire the typically scrupulous, die-hard fans that keep the living-dead genre going. The budget of the film could in no way handle the size of the project. The over-reliance on CGI is totally out of place in this genre, which has and should continue to rely on the more inventive prosthetic monstrosities that make it so much fun.


The film only starts to tug at the audience’s interest when it turns into carnage, which is an easily achieved but uninspiring departure from the consummate films of George Romero. I can’t think of another genre so dependent on one figure to measure the success of any subsequent endeavors. The DNA of the filmmaker will always be detectable in any zombie movie, and the question is: can anyone really live up to the ancestral pressure? Unfortunately for Scott Thomas and his screenwriters, Plane Dead does not make the grade and is nothing more than an illegitimate disappointment to its forefather. It doesn’t have the Hawksian collective wit of Zack Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead (in fact, it rips off the savage manner of the zombies wholesale from that film), nor does it have the raw power of Danny Boyle’s study-in-terror 28 Days Later.

Further, it fails to compensate for the lack of originality with the cultish humor of, say, Return of the Living Dead. Most noticeably it lacks the intelligence, overall sophistication and social commentary of the Romero originals. In Land of the Dead, Romero proved adept enough at incorporating our world into his, zombifying the self-consuming nature of contemporary politics and commerce. Unfortunately, Thomas has no ambitions to do the same. In the sole attempt to create a world recognizable to the audience, the military considers the termination of the plane. All of thirty seconds and no true exploration of the moral implications of the situation resolve the matter—a glaring opportunity missed to take a bite out of something of substance.

There’s a philosophic theory termed ‘the Zombic Hunch,’ which proposes the possibility of beings who might look like us and act like us, but have no soul or feelings. I’d imagine that these hypothetical products of the Zombic theory would be the ideal audience for Plane Dead: it urges you to leave your brains at check-in, as one way or another they’ll be eaten by this low-altitude trash 

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