Indiewire
“I wish my d*ck would just leave me alone.” No, really, that’s the first key line of dialogue in
Cam Gigandet’s “
Bad Johnson.”
Purporting to be a comedy (!?), the movie is about a charismatic
womanizer who receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously
leaves his body and takes human form. No, really. And then his penis,
well, turns into a total dick.
"It's me your penis," Gigandet’s penis (played by a bearded
Nick Thune) says at one point greeting him in his car. The rest of the trailer is… special. Very, very special. Directed by
Huck Botko (“
Mail Order Wife”), written by
Jeff Tetreault and co-starring
Jamie Chung and
Kevin Miller,
you have to see this trailer to believe it. This just looks
spectacularly… wrong is perhaps the PC way to put it. Early contender
for Razzie of the year? Indie distribs
Gravitas Ventures is
actually paying money to distribute the movie on May 2nd (only in
limited release sadly) so evidently they have some kind of confidence in
it. Evidently direct-to-DVD wasn’t an option (though it does hit VOD on
April 1st). The poster is kind of the best too.
Full movie on
PutLocker
“It’s me, your penis!”
On a list of things you’d probably never think you’d hear when you
answered the phone, that’s probably at the top, right? Then again,
you’re not
Cam Gigandet, one of the
Twilight
vampires whose name didn’t rhyme with with Shmobert Shmattinson, and are
therefore destined to pick up a few questionable phone calls on film
here and there.
With
Bad Johnson, Gigandet has a problem with his penis. Oh, it works fine.
Too well, in fact. But there it is, existing, getting him in trouble all the time. Because Gigandet is a
man who has
needs
and can’t just not have sex. What are you, crazy? Because of his
insatiable need to bone, Gigandet is a masterful womanizer, picking up
chicks and putting them down as soon as the next vagina comes across his
line of vision.
But when his habits start becoming destructive — he can’t keep up a
simple relationship without cheating — he hopes and wishes for change.
Like some kind of penis Cinderella, his wishes are granted on a full
moon when he utters the beautiful, literal sentence “I wish my dick
would just leave me alone” (this is also the first meaningful piece of
dialogue in the trailer). When he awakens from his slumber, he discovers
his penis gone — transformed into a horny bearded dude (
Nick Thune). Because he’s a dude made out of a penis.
While penis guy wants to be best friends and bang chicks and have
wacky adventures, Gigandet is concerned with one thing: turning him back
into a penis and getting him reattached to his own body. The trailer
for the film, which is directed by
Huck Botco (
Mail Order Wife) and written by
Jeff Tetreault,
is full of plenty of WTF moments and bizarre jokes — again, penis guy —
but there is potential. We’ve all heard the song “Detachable Penis.”
It’s just now been realized in just a much grander scale — and starring a
hipster and a former
Twilight vampire.
Read more at http://filmschoolrejects.com/news/bad-johnson-trailer-cam-gigandets-brave-tale-erectile-dysfunction.php#wogCs4ldxEstW8c5.99
Gravitas Ventures
“It’s me, your penis!”
On a list of things you’d probably never think you’d hear when you
answered the phone, that’s probably at the top, right? Then again,
you’re not
Cam Gigandet, one of the
Twilight
vampires whose name didn’t rhyme with with Shmobert Shmattinson, and are
therefore destined to pick up a few questionable phone calls on film
here and there.
With
Bad Johnson, Gigandet has a problem with his penis. Oh, it works fine.
Too well, in fact. But there it is, existing, getting him in trouble all the time. Because Gigandet is a
man who has
needs
and can’t just not have sex. What are you, crazy? Because of his
insatiable need to bone, Gigandet is a masterful womanizer, picking up
chicks and putting them down as soon as the next vagina comes across his
line of vision.
But when his habits start becoming destructive — he can’t keep up a
simple relationship without cheating — he hopes and wishes for change.
Like some kind of penis Cinderella, his wishes are granted on a full
moon when he utters the beautiful, literal sentence “I wish my dick
would just leave me alone” (this is also the first meaningful piece of
dialogue in the trailer). When he awakens from his slumber, he discovers
his penis gone — transformed into a horny bearded dude (
Nick Thune). Because he’s a dude made out of a penis.
While penis guy wants to be best friends and bang chicks and have
wacky adventures, Gigandet is concerned with one thing: turning him back
into a penis and getting him reattached to his own body. The trailer
for the film, which is directed by
Huck Botco (
Mail Order Wife) and written by
Jeff Tetreault,
is full of plenty of WTF moments and bizarre jokes — again, penis guy —
but there is potential. We’ve all heard the song “Detachable Penis.”
It’s just now been realized in just a much grander scale — and starring a
hipster and a former
Twilight vampire.
Read more at http://filmschoolrejects.com/news/bad-johnson-trailer-cam-gigandets-brave-tale-erectile-dysfunction.php#wogCs4ldxEstW8c5.99
“It’s me, your penis!”
On a list of things you’d probably never think you’d hear when you
answered the phone, that’s probably at the top, right? Then again,
you’re not
Cam Gigandet, one of the
Twilight
vampires whose name didn’t rhyme with with Shmobert Shmattinson, and are
therefore destined to pick up a few questionable phone calls on film
here and there.
With
Bad Johnson, Gigandet has a problem with his penis. Oh, it works fine.
Too well, in fact. But there it is, existing, getting him in trouble all the time. Because Gigandet is a
man who has
needs
and can’t just not have sex. What are you, crazy? Because of his
insatiable need to bone, Gigandet is a masterful womanizer, picking up
chicks and putting them down as soon as the next vagina comes across his
line of vision.
But when his habits start becoming destructive — he can’t keep up a
simple relationship without cheating — he hopes and wishes for change.
Like some kind of penis Cinderella, his wishes are granted on a full
moon when he utters the beautiful, literal sentence “I wish my dick
would just leave me alone” (this is also the first meaningful piece of
dialogue in the trailer). When he awakens from his slumber, he discovers
his penis gone — transformed into a horny bearded dude (
Nick Thune). Because he’s a dude made out of a penis.
While penis guy wants to be best friends and bang chicks and have
wacky adventures, Gigandet is concerned with one thing: turning him back
into a penis and getting him reattached to his own body. The trailer
for the film, which is directed by
Huck Botco (
Mail Order Wife) and written by
Jeff Tetreault,
is full of plenty of WTF moments and bizarre jokes — again, penis guy —
but there is potential. We’ve all heard the song “Detachable Penis.”
It’s just now been realized in just a much grander scale — and starring a
hipster and a former
Twilight vampire.
Read more at http://filmschoolrejects.com/news/bad-johnson-trailer-cam-gigandets-brave-tale-erectile-dysfunction.php#wogCs4ldxEstW8c5.99
Gravitas Ventures
“It’s me, your penis!”
On a list of things you’d probably never think you’d hear when you
answered the phone, that’s probably at the top, right? Then again,
you’re not
Cam Gigandet, one of the
Twilight
vampires whose name didn’t rhyme with with Shmobert Shmattinson, and are
therefore destined to pick up a few questionable phone calls on film
here and there.
With
Bad Johnson, Gigandet has a problem with his penis. Oh, it works fine.
Too well, in fact. But there it is, existing, getting him in trouble all the time. Because Gigandet is a
man who has
needs
and can’t just not have sex. What are you, crazy? Because of his
insatiable need to bone, Gigandet is a masterful womanizer, picking up
chicks and putting them down as soon as the next vagina comes across his
line of vision.
But when his habits start becoming destructive — he can’t keep up a
simple relationship without cheating — he hopes and wishes for change.
Like some kind of penis Cinderella, his wishes are granted on a full
moon when he utters the beautiful, literal sentence “I wish my dick
would just leave me alone” (this is also the first meaningful piece of
dialogue in the trailer). When he awakens from his slumber, he discovers
his penis gone — transformed into a horny bearded dude (
Nick Thune). Because he’s a dude made out of a penis.
While penis guy wants to be best friends and bang chicks and have
wacky adventures, Gigandet is concerned with one thing: turning him back
into a penis and getting him reattached to his own body. The trailer
for the film, which is directed by
Huck Botco (
Mail Order Wife) and written by
Jeff Tetreault,
is full of plenty of WTF moments and bizarre jokes — again, penis guy —
but there is potential. We’ve all heard the song “Detachable Penis.”
It’s just now been realized in just a much grander scale — and starring a
hipster and a former
Twilight vampire.
Read more at http://filmschoolrejects.com/news/bad-johnson-trailer-cam-gigandets-brave-tale-erectile-dysfunction.php#wogCs4ldxEstW8c5.99
Gravitas Ventures
“It’s me, your penis!”
On a list of things you’d probably never think you’d hear when you
answered the phone, that’s probably at the top, right? Then again,
you’re not
Cam Gigandet, one of the
Twilight
vampires whose name didn’t rhyme with with Shmobert Shmattinson, and are
therefore destined to pick up a few questionable phone calls on film
here and there.
With
Bad Johnson, Gigandet has a problem with his penis. Oh, it works fine.
Too well, in fact. But there it is, existing, getting him in trouble all the time. Because Gigandet is a
man who has
needs
and can’t just not have sex. What are you, crazy? Because of his
insatiable need to bone, Gigandet is a masterful womanizer, picking up
chicks and putting them down as soon as the next vagina comes across his
line of vision.
But when his habits start becoming destructive — he can’t keep up a
simple relationship without cheating — he hopes and wishes for change.
Like some kind of penis Cinderella, his wishes are granted on a full
moon when he utters the beautiful, literal sentence “I wish my dick
would just leave me alone” (this is also the first meaningful piece of
dialogue in the trailer). When he awakens from his slumber, he discovers
his penis gone — transformed into a horny bearded dude (
Nick Thune). Because he’s a dude made out of a penis.
While penis guy wants to be best friends and bang chicks and have
wacky adventures, Gigandet is concerned with one thing: turning him back
into a penis and getting him reattached to his own body. The trailer
for the film, which is directed by
Huck Botco (
Mail Order Wife) and written by
Jeff Tetreault,
is full of plenty of WTF moments and bizarre jokes — again, penis guy —
but there is potential. We’ve all heard the song “Detachable Penis.”
It’s just now been realized in just a much grander scale — and starring a
hipster and a former
Twilight vampire.
Read more at http://filmschoolrejects.com/news/bad-johnson-trailer-cam-gigandets-brave-tale-erectile-dysfunction.php#wogCs4ldxEstW8c5.99
on the side. When her sister is killed she vows revenge. Rothrock can't really act worth a hill a beans really and she proves that when identifying her sisters body. She looks at the corpse and just as I thought they would have her do the typical action star scowl, clenching of the fist, before running out the building to do damage, she burst into tears. Now you may think "Wow, stretching!" However it is scary. She is so over the top and loud that I was actually frightened (frightened but still being aroused by her presence). Having said that Rothrock is not the worst actor in this picture, in fact she is the best which gives you some indication at the level this film is made. It is like a Troma film without all the gore and female nudity, even though there is a little gore, and a little female nudity (not Rothrock lads!). While Cynthia had her little "where's my academy award?" moments, bad guy Don Niam was atrocious. Niam, sporting the worst, most permed mullet ever seen is so ridiculously cheesy that he merely has to appear on screen for me to laugh manically at him. When he speaks he is even funnier. His face has a kind of "please hit me!" look to it and the way his mullet sways about is very amusing. My brother put it best about ¾ of the way through when he said "I swear that mullet gets bigger in every scene!" I thought that too. There are a few mullets in the film and some fashion that makes this film look very 80's, however it was made in the mid 90's! 
