Wednesday, April 30, 2014

20 years after



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A woman (Azura Skye) becomes pregnant with the first child of the post-nuclear apocalypse era in director Jim Torres' feature adaptation of a 1987 play by Ron Harris. Desperate to provide a better life for her unborn child, the expectant mother joins a band of survivors two decades after the unthinkable became a devastating reality. Joshua Leonard (The Blair Witch Project), Nathan Baesel (Invasion), Reg E. Cathey (The Wire), and Diane Salinger (Carnivale) co-star. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Fifteen years ago plague destroyed civilization. A woman is now ready to give birth to the first child born since the decimation. Struggling to survive, she finds hope and courage through a voice on the radio.
Joshua Leonard (Michael), Azura Skye (Sarah), Diane Salinger (Margaret), Aaron Hendry (Pierre), Nathan Baesel (David), Reg Cathey (Samuel), Charlie Talbert (Janus), Malika (Dilcy), Khadijah (Delinda).
20 Years After is a confusing mess of post-apocalyptic cliches mixed with an attempted morality lesson that the film almost seems afraid to present. The plot is plodding and slow with poorly done turning points and tepid movement. Character development feels forgotten in the attempt to impress us with the hopelessness of the ugly new world. There are a few interesting moments in the film and toward the end things come together a bit but they just aren't enough to save this lifeless and bland presentation. Add plot and setting inconsistencies and interest is eventually lost.
Acting was as dry as the plot with a serious lack of energy and emotion from everyone involved. It almost felt as if they were phoning this one in or someone left the script at home and it was all ad-lib.
Camera work, sets, and backgrounds were mildly more interesting than acting and plot but weren't enough to save this one. Again, they felt dry and lifeless throughout. Dialogue is somewhat lame and lacking spark of any kind. Sound and soundtrack were okay.
Overall 20 Years After is a poor attempt at creating a post-apocalyptic impression that felt as lifeless and void of energy as a post-apocalyptic world should. Sadly there is nothing here to sink your teeth into. Pass on this one unless you enjoyed 80's B-movies greatly.
With some violence this should be fine for older teens and above.
20 Years After is no longer showing in any Littleton Colorado movie theatres.
Released: 2008
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1408




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A writer renowned for debunking infamous paranormal events is confronted by a force that he cannot explain upon checking into room 1408 of the notoriously haunted Dolphin Hotel. Mike Enslin (John Cusack) is an author who specializes in horror, but who only believes in what he can see with his eyes and touch with his hands. Having constructed an entire career on his ability to dispel superstitious "haunted house" rumors, Mike is convinced that the afterlife is a manmade construct designed to offer false comfort to the weak minded. Mike's latest project is a book entitled "Ten Nights in Haunted Hotel Rooms," and it seems that in room 1408 of the Dolphin Hotel, this skeptical scribe may finally find proof of the supernatural. Implored by the hotel manager (Samuel L. Jackson) not to enter room 1408, Mike defiantly procures the key and prepares to dispel yet another spectral sham. Now, as is the case with many of life's most profound epiphanies, the writer who thought he knew it all is caught entirely off guard at the precise moment he least expected it. Subsequently faced with undeniable proof of an afterlife, Mike may have a best-seller on his hands if he can simply survive until sunrise. Mary McCormack and Jasmine Jessica Anthony co-star in director Mikael Håfström's (Derailed) adaptation of an original short story by horror icon Stephen King. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Synopsis: The cynical and skeptical writer Mike Enslin writes books evaluating supernatural phenomena in hotels, graveyards and other haunted places, usually debunking the mystery. While writing his latest book, he travels from Los Angeles to New York to spend one night in the Dolphin Hotel's evil room 1408, which is permanently unavailable for guests. The reluctant manager Mr. Gerald Olin objects to his request and offers an upgrade, expensive booze and finally relates the death of more than fifty guests over decades in the cursed room. However Mike threatens Mr. Olin, promising to sue the hotel, and is finally allowed to check into the room. Later in the night, he finds that guests of room 1408, once they have checked in, might never leave the room alive.


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13Th Child






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Like THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES, this true life-inspired horror film tries to put an inhuman face on an urban legend. Since the 1700's, the Pine Barrens section of New Jersey has been the scene of gruesome murders and unexplained disappearances. During the Revolutionary War, the British betrayed and hanged a Native American Hero, Mahtongwa (Rudy Jones). Cursing the White Man’s descendants, Mahtongwa, the 13th child of a shaman, returned from death as an immortal shape-shifter, who guards his ancestral woods. Because her father, a police detective, vanished in the Pine Barrens years earlier, D.A. Murphy (Lesley-Anne Down) sends skeptical FBI agent Kathryn (Michelle Maryk)...


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#1 NYT bestselling author Pat Wrede returns to Scholastic with an amazing new trilogy about the use of magic in the wild, wild west.

Eff was born a thirteenth child. Her twin brother, Lan, is the seventh son of a seventh son. This means he's supposed to possess amazing talent -- and she's supposed to bring only bad things to her family and her town. Undeterred, her family moves to the frontier, where her father will be a professor of magic at a school perilously close to the magical divide that separates settlers from the beasts of the wild.
With wit and wonder, Patricia Wrede creates an alternate history of westward expansion that will delight fans of both J. K. Rowling and Laura Ingalls Wilder.



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Sparks




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Review:
When an independent production tries to make a masked vigilante movie for the film world equivalent of pocket change, you have to wonder if the filmmakers missed the memo that it is no longer the 1990’s.  Matte paintings and hand-sewn costumes may have been passable in something like “Doctor Mordrid,” but audiences accustomed to “Avengers,” “Iron Man,” and “The Dark Knight Rises” are no longer desperate for comic-book movies like they once were, and their tolerance for anything less than $200 million state-of-the-art, top-of-the-line delivery has dwindled to the size of a peanut.
Not only does “Sparks” ignore this notion and forge ahead anyway, but its story is also set in 1948.  Cowls, Capes, and a period piece to boot on a shoestring budget?  Based on behind-the-scenes factors alone, “Sparks” has no right to be any good at all.  Yet if you can look past tearing seams in the visual effects and an occasionally spotty structure, a solid story and a splendid cast make “Sparks” a surprisingly entertaining superhero alternative to summertime Cineplex fare.
When a chain reaction crash propels the family car into an exploding tanker train, six-year-old Ian Sparks finds himself washed in a bath of mysterious chemicals along with an amalgam of various superhero origins.  The death of his parents provides a Batman-like inspiration to train for a life of vigilantism.  His Aunt May-esque grandmother offers balance as a matronly conscience.  Sparks does not have any real powers that he is aware of, but he lives in a 1940’s noir version of the “Kick-Ass” world, where a handful of well-intentioned do-gooders don disguises to fight crime.
Just as it seems like the setup cannot start off any more derivative, Sparks’ path deviates from that of a traditional costumed hero after he suffers a devastating fall from the limelight.  Teamed with the love of his life and partner in crimefighting Lady Heavenly, Ian’s alter ego unravels when he is shot in the head and Heavenly is viciously assaulted by the brutal serial killer Matanza.  To make matters worse, Heavenly’s former flame Sledge saves the day, completing Sparks’ public shaming as a total failure.
His love lost and his hero days behind him, Sparks occupies his post-tragedy days with suicidal aspirations and dreams of vengeance.  He is unafraid to torture evildoers.  He even literally becomes a pimp of sorts.  Sparks is a flawed hero in the classic Marvel Comics sense, though his descent into despair goes much deeper, making his arc more understandable and his subsequent redemption that much more dramatic.
“Sparks” teases R-rated themes of sexual assault, prostitution, and serial murder, but these ideas are suggested with tasteful restraint and only employed to deepen the story while grounding it in gravity beyond punching fedora-wearing bank robbers in the face.  The film is unrated, but does nothing salacious with its darker tones to earn itself any rating higher than PG-13.
The elephant in the room with “Sparks” is its visual effects.  This is a film with super powers set in the 1940’s and it has only one studio location and a pair of green screens to pull it all off.  Apparently, just two artists spent many months creating over 500 digitally-enhanced shots.  While that makes their feat impressive, it doesn’t change the fact that the movie has blatantly obvious green screen seams, some sketchy crocodile villain makeup, and more than one explosion that is less than spectacular.  Things are about as convincing as they can be given the circumstances, but buying into the movie’s believability requires a lot of looking the other way.
Luckily, a highly respectable assembly of onscreen talent teeters that seesaw in the other direction.  Chase Williamson is good, although not completely on point for putting Sparks in the ranks of big league comic book icons.  Williamson’s forte is his understated Topher Grace-like demeanor and delivery, which worked perfectly in “John Dies at the End” (review here), but his subtlety misses some of the flair required for creating a colorful hero.
Ashley Bell of “The Last Exorcism” (review here) is fashionably gorgeous in period perfect spiral-slide hair curls and femme fatale eyelashes.  Clint Howard, Jake Busey, and William Katt appear just enough for their personalities to never become undue distractions while Clancy Brown rounds it all out with the reliability he brings to every appearance he ever makes.
The filmmakers would likely be among the first to agree that “Sparks” is rough around the edges.  The clichéd way to summarize it would be to say that like the character himself, “Sparks” puts up a scrappy fight to rise above the black X’s preventing it from fighting head-to-head with the Big Boy competition.  The movie lacks high value realism, eye-popping visuals, and the big budget polish that its counterparts have.  But what it misses in production quality, “Sparks” makes up for with heart and spirit from a plainly passionate cast and crew.  “Sparks” won’t make anyone forget “The Incredible Hulk” or “Man of Steel” anytime soon, but its well-presented story might catch the eye of those willing to take a chance on a small-budget indie.
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THUNDERSTORM: THE RETURN OF THOR



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When the diabolical Death Risers plot to resurrect Hel, The Goddess of the Undead and destroy humanity, the only hope for mankind lies in the mighty Thor, who grants the power of lightning to military scientist Grant Farrel in an effort to defeat the evil cult once and for all. With the power of the gods in his hands, Ferrel assumes the persona of Thunderstorm, and embarks on a treacherous mission to prevent Hel and her followers from summoning the dreaded Midgard Dragon. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Starring: Ray Besharah, Brett Kelly, Celine Filion, Jody Haucke
Director: Brett Kelly
2011  |  85 Minutes  |  Not Rated
“It would be a shame to start shooting people.  It’s bad for business, don’t cha know.” – Evan
I hit play on the ole Netflix instant cue when I came across Adventures of Thunderstorm: The Return of Thor thinking it was the same Thor movie I had caught a minute of on SyFy a while back.  It wasn’t.  That movie probably sucked too but probably not as much as this one did.
Adventures of Thunderstorm: The Return of Thor tells the story of Grant Farrel (Ray Besharah), a nerdy government scientist who inherits the powers of Thor.  He dons the top secret armored suit that he had been working on for the government and becomes THUNDERSTORM!  As Thunderstorm he fights to stop a gangster and the reincarnated evil enchantress Hel from bringing about Ragnarok, the ultimate destruction of the Asgardian realm.
Apparently nobody ever told director/actor Brett Kelly how important first impressions are.  The first three minutes are nothing more than scrolling text with a Canadian dude reading said text.  By the echoey sound of his voice I would have to guess his location during recording to have been a deep well but I can’t be sure.
Once the seemingly endless scrolling text comes to an end we are treated to another two minutes of pre-movie credits, accompanied by a repeating CGI background of big bangs and sparks.  You can actually see where this stock CGI footage loop stops and restarts again.  Not good, Brett.  Not good.
Even though you rarely get a second chance for a first impression, you should at least try.  If someone came to me and told me this whole movie was a high school project or something, I would completely believe them.  This thing feels cheap as hell.  I have said movies felt cheap before but this one takes the cake.
The sets?  Well, a museum is just a room with a couple paintings on the walls.  The hospital is a hallway with a couple rooms down each side.  The police station is a room with an interrogation table in it.  Every interior location could have been filmed inside one building.
Now you’re thinking “OK, but the Thunderstorm suit is cool, right?”  WRONG!  It’s nothing more than black spandex with a chestpiece, hockey gloves and a repainted Iron Man helmet.  Yup!  That’s it.
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Then you throw in some piss poor acting with Canadian accents and some of the worst CGI I have ever seen in a feature film and you have Adventures of Thunderstorm: The Return of Thor.
Seriously, how is this even a movie?  How did it get a DVD made?  How did it even make it to Netflix?  Adventures of Thunderstorm: The Return of Thor is literally one of the worst movies I have ever seen.  If I hadn’t been watching for a review I would have turned it off before I even made it through the scrolling text at the beginning.  At the risk of being unclear… I cannot recommend anyone watching this movie.
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THE STARVING GAMES

I have a Friend She said he old nickname was Cant hit Too.



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Having already failed to mine such seemingly surefire spoof subjects as romantic comedies ("Date Movie"), disaster movies ("Disaster Movie") and the "Twilight" saga ("Vampires Suck") for anything remotely resembling laughs, the writing-directing team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer now take aim at "The Hunger Games" with their latest effort, "The Starving Games," and the fact that the title, as witless and uninspired as it may be, constitutes its humorous high-water mark should indicate just how ineptly they handle things this time around. (To make matters worse, the second-funniest involves Diedrich Bader uttering the phrase "a partially-eaten pickle.")
Whatever you might think of the actual "Hunger Games" saga, either in print or on the screen, you have to admit that the combination of its outrageous premise of kids killing other kids as part of a yearly entertainment in a dystopian and oddly coiffed future with its relentlessly self-serious tone would seem to lend itself perfectly to parodists ready to poke fun at the story, not to mention the massive fan base it has developed over the years. Of course, to do this would require the involvement of people using barbed wit and keen insight as their weapons of choice. It would also require some degree of talent and effort for it to come off successfully and face it, if such people were involved, we probably wouldn't be dealing with a film entitled "The Starving Games" in the first place. (Well, at least not one in which the punchline of the third joke on display references Darfur, that is…)
Friedberg and Seltzer have instead chosen to deploy their same old hackneyed approach—take familiar scenes from the property being mocked, populate them with actors who look vaguely like the real actors (provided that you a.) squint very hard and b.) are legally blind) and tack on a punch line that involves either a pop culture reference that will be dated long before it hits theaters, some form of gross bodily function or people suddenly get shot, stabbed or blown up real bad. To give them credit, their Katniss equivalent—known as Kantmiss Evershot, hee-hee—is played by an actress named Maiara Walsh who, despite the shabbiness of the material she has been given to work with, displays enough of a sense of comic timing to suggest that she could one day get laughs if she could work with a screenplay that did not require her take about a gallon of bird poop to the face at one point.
Even though "The Starving Games" has barely clocked in at 71 minutes before the commencement of the endless blooper reel preceding the even-more-endless end credits, Friedberg and Seltzer apparently could not figure out how to mine this particular vein of material to sustain themselves from beginning to end, and so have contrived to fill in the deader spots with even lamer spoofs of whatever was big in popular culture when it was being filmed. This time around, there are long and unfunny jokes at the expense of such subjects as "The Expendables," "Harry Potter," "The Avengers," "Avatar," "Oz the Great and Powerful" and Taylor Swift. If the idea of a film in 2013 taking bold aim at "Avatar" seems a bit dated, the 2012 copyright suggests that this particular effort has been sitting on the shelf for a while and is only getting dribbled out so as to glom onto the publicity for the upcoming "Catching Fire." Then again, I suppose we should count our blessings because if the film had tried for more theoretically cutting-edge material, the Taylor Swift stuff probably would have been replaced with some malarkey involving Miley Cyrus and twerking, a move that would have brought no small measure of relief to Taylor Swift and practically no one else.
Demonstrating the technical verve of one of those movies that only appear on Cinemax after 1 AM (though without the fierce artistic commitment) and the kind of comedic invention that would have earned it an exceptionally harsh rejection letter had it been submitted for publication in "Cracked," "The Starving Games" has the look and feel of a talent show put on by a high school whose imminent closing has not inspired any noticeable public outcry. And yet, even though the film is witless enough to make the abysmal "Movie 43" seem almost nuanced and competent by comparison, there is a bit of a bright side to be had and it is the fact that while there was once a time when these Friedberg-Seltzer joints would open up in thousands of theaters across the country, this one is only being dribbled out into a handful of presumably condemned multiplexes and on VOD systems. This would seem to suggest that some people out there are learning from their past mistakes—too bad that their ranks do not seem to include Friedberg and Seltzer themselves.
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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Last Kind Words






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When Eli returns to the farm of his parents' youth, he discovers that within its forests a different line is drawn between the living and the dead.

Last Kind Words (2012) Review

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Last Kind Words (2012) Review
One issue I want to get out-of-the-way right off the bat might be something the filmmakers had little to do with. I don’t know. But the choice of DVD cover art was not a good choice at all. While this might seem petty to point out, the film itself would align so much better with the original poster art used (as I understand) for film festival screenings and the like. Instead, a stock-standard cover with an image that really doesn’t covey what the film is really about or what a potential viewer should think going in. Again, seems petty until you watch the film and see the original poster which is quite well done and lovely. Instead you get a bland cover that looks just like 20 others you might see browsing the stacks. Doesn’t look unprofessional, just looks average.
With that square, I want to address one other possible issue a viewer might have walking into the film. Kevin Barker’s Last Kind Words is much more a southern gothic tragedy/love story than it is a horror film. While there are supernatural aspects to the story and a bit of historical murderous intrigue to be had, the film really isn’t a horror film at its core. Those heading into it with those kind of clear-cut expectations will likely be frustrated with the film’s style and pacing and divergence from horror standards. That said, the film is good and interesting despite some narrative confusion towards the final act.
After an unsettling beginning involving a hunting accident with a father and son, the story starts in earnest centering around teenager Eli (Spencer Daniels) and his parents Ida (Marianne Hagan – Stake Land) and Bud (Clay Wilcox) and their move to Bud’s childhood friend Waylon’s (the always great Brad Dourif) farm in a rural part of Kentucky after Bud lost his factory job. There is an almost immediate religious undercurrent to their family dealings with much talk about sin and prayer and the like. From outward appearances, it would seem like Waylon would be the more laid back, worldly male influence for Eli whereas his father was this uptight and hypocritical Bible-thumping type that pushed him away rather than shepherded him. This plays as a reoccurring theme through the first part of the film before things take a more supernatural turn.
One day while wandering in/around the forest nearby the farm, Eli meets teenage girl named Amanda (Alexia Fast) who seems all too eager to make a new friend. She is simple but not passive and the spark in her behaviour seems to both confuse and engage Eli. They establish a quick-friendship that shows signs of possible adolescent love right from the onset. I’d have a bigger gripe with this, but, teenagers tend to have these type of silly, instant relationships happen (especially sheltered teens) so it didn’t bother me too much.
Anyway, one thing leads to another and Eli mentions meeting Amanda to Waylon. This admission sets about the actions of the second half of the film which reveal not only the truth about the hunting accident we’re shown at the start but also the complex family issues that surround Waylon’s past as well as Eli’s parents and who Amanda really is. There is a fairly slow reveal as to Amanda’s origin and thankfully, blessedly, there aren’t any annoying flash cuts with what I like to call ‘spooky-face’ once things head creepy.
Through much of the film, the camera serves as a casual observer: to drift slowly through the high grass and around the trees and highlight each actor in elegant and lovely ways. There aren’t any aggressive zoom shots or hyper-active, headache inducing editing to disorient the viewer. I love that they remain consistent with this, even with a few supernatural happenings that could’ve brought that type of style change to certain scenes. The fact that they stay with the slower, measured camerawork throughout is definitely a credit to whomever made that decision – it makes it feel more connected, more natural and maintains a calm that would otherwise be lost.
I mentioned before that the film suffers from some narrative confusion heading towards the final act. Essentially you have a sweet, breezy kind of relationship between the two teens that runs headlong into sins of the past and makes for a sad sort of unraveling of the whole thing. Without giving anything away, I kind of feel like the film had a great idea to start with but got a little bogged down in the process of fleshing that idea out. It never breaks its own rules, per se’ but instead muddles through what should be a more striking reveal(s) when it all comes to a head.
That said, the film is absolutely lovely to look at, scored well and sports a great, dynamic performance by Brad Dourif. Oh, and in deference to pile-of-smarts writer Brian Collins, the font used in the credits (opening and closing) is really really nice and americana-ish looking. So if you’d like to downshift for an hour and change and watch a simple gothic ghost story, then seek out Last Kind Words.

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