Monday, December 23, 2013

Bitch Slap





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Movie Info

A sex-bomb, a psycho-slut, and a stripper find their attempt to extort a powerful underworld kingpin spiraling out of control in this outrageous homage to the exploitation films of yesteryear. They thought it was a foolproof plan, but these three bad girls are about to see just how bad things can get when the truth comes out, allegiances start to shift, and other desperate criminals attempt to muscle in on the take. Later, the stakes are raised when it's revealed that the entire plan was a setup. With the fate of the world resting in their not-so-delicate hands, these three violent beauties are about to discover that everything they thought they knew about the job is wrong, and that their may be an extraterrestrial invader lurking in their midst. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
The festival of green screen that is "Bitch Slap" is surely intended to be a fond tribute to any number of hot-women-in-peril movies. Think Zack Snyder meets Roger Corman. Meets Christopher Nolan. Seriously. But when it offers only scant humor (and costumes) and interminable girl-fighting, isn't that actually just another entry in the genre?
acneI don't mind a action movie that doesn't take itself seriously, better yet I prefer them. I watched the movie for about 15 minutes giving it a chance to unfold and I realized that nothing was gonna happen. As I explained I don't mind absurd violence, but this was just really really badly done. It was like watching bay watch with a little more action and a way lower budget. I dont like bay watch I've never been able to finish an episode but id rather watch 2 episodes of bay watch then having to watch another 15 minutes of this. I cant find words to define how much this movie sucked. Because I don't believe in givong 0's (aswell as 10's) I'm forced to give it a 1, but because i don't like to appear as in mature as Dong G (who gave a 10! a 10 LOL!) ill give it a 2 instead. I don't mind absurd movies I regularly watch old horror flicks with bad production value and all, but this was...Omg...no words...omfg...and to emphasize it the keeps on zooming in on breast and ass..which might have been the only reason i was able to to watch 15 minutes. If you think bout watching this plz just don't. Get yourself a 1980's soft core pr0n and you'd be better of. 
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