Showing posts with label Killer. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 5, 2013

Curse Of The Weeping Woman: J-ok'el


J-ok'el (2007) Poster

IMDb
An unworldly and closed-minded American travels to a small village in exotic Chiapas, Mexico; at the behest of his estranged mother when his half-sister disappears during a local epidemic of kidnappings attributed to the legendary J-ok'el, the weeping woman, who drowned her own babies, centuries ago and whose spirit has returned to claim more children as her own.

Dread Central
Directed by Benjamin Williams

Ghost stories are the biscuits and gravy of the horror genre. It is easy to imagine that perhaps every culture that has ever been has had their creepy ghostly tales. It is a human thing to worry about that which might remain and linger after death. One of the few that hasn’t made its way into film is that of La Llorona (that is “lah yoh-ROH-nah”, if you’re curious), which is something of a sobbing banshee from across the Border.
There are many variations of the old ghost story, but it revolves around a very poor mother with several children, who somehow becomes very disturbed (typically because her husband or lover has left her) and so drowns her children in a nearby lake or river before killing herself. Her tortured spirit is then cursed to roam the countryside forever, weeping and crying, and looking for other victims, especially children, to pull down into watery depths.
Bad things are happening in Chiapas, Mexico. George Christensen (Parker), an American, visits his estranged mother to help in the search of his missing younger sister. The young girl isn’t the only one missing, however, as George soon finds a near epidemic of unexplained kidnappings that may have a rather sinister perpetrator. The police are uncooperative and surly; his mother doesn’t have anything to go on; and to make matters worse, George doesn’t speak a single word of Spanish.
The folklore of La Llorona is a creepy old story, and J-ok’el manages a few hair-raising moments of its own. There are some good contextual scares here -- dark apparitions hiding behind doors, creepy ghostly things sneaking out from the dark to snatch babies. Some of it is good stuff. George has one of the more believable reactions to all of this when he first arrives; he calls it all crap and is disgusted with anyone who tries to push the myth on him. The film slowly forces him into believing, and it does it in a way that feels natural. Creating characters that believably take ghost stories seriously is tricky business, and George unfolds the mystery in such a way that it seems plausible when he’s finally willing to open his mind.
J-ok’el certainly has some flaws that are partially attributed to a tight budget, as well as other pacing and tension issues. While there are moments of true creepiness, there are other ghostly movements that get a little silly and thus drop the suspense. For example, finger wriggling. For some reason, as this ghost approaches a new baby to snatch, she wriggles her fingers, which is what we all did as kids when we pretended to be a ghost. Why would a ghost wriggle their fingers? Stop that! In another scene, late in the film, the ghost steals a child by seemingly flapping out of the sky; complete with loud flapping wing noises! I actually kind of liked this last effect, though at the same time it didn’t necessarily make sense in the context of the entire plot. You’ll see what I mean.
One other hiccup is the lack of subtitles. Sometimes subtitles are better left out, especially if the protagonist doesn’t speak the language; it better conveys the sense of being in a foreign land, and we only know what the protagonist knows. This really should only be done if the foreign languages spoken are fairly brief and we can still follow the story. In J-ok’el, however, sometimes the Spanish conversations tend to go on a bit long. What are these people saying? I have no idea!
Overall, J-ok’el is one of the better adaptations of the La Llorona tale, though I would also like to see a bigger budget production someday that really did the story justice. The folklore behind the story is creepy enough material, and it’s surprising it hasn’t been done all that much before. In time, we’ll see.

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Friday, November 22, 2013

Hellraiser 7 deader

Hellraiser - Deader
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Movie Info

The cenobites are back and they're bringing an army of the dead to create hell on earth on the latest installment of the long-running Hellraiser series. After viewing a mysterious videotape showcasing a shocking act of death and resurrection, undercover reporter Amy Klein (Kari Wuhrer) soon learns of an underground group who possesses the power to restore life to the dead. Soon deeply entangled in the group's malevolent experiments with the afterlife, Amy finds herself caught in a life-or-deathstruggle that threatens to tear her soul apart. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
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Movie Review: Hellraiser 7: Deader (2005)

Hellraiser 7: Deader
HELLRAISER 7: DEADER - DVD cover image

Written by Benjamin Carr & Tim Day
Directed by Rock Bota

Amy Klein...Kari Wuhrer
Charles...Simon Kunz
Pinhead...Doug Bradley

Amy Klein, an American reporter working for the London Underground newspaper is dispatched to Bucharest, Romania to investigate a cult known as the Deaders, who can seemingly return the dead to life. The closer she gets to the story, the deeper she finds herself in the cult's dark and surrealistic world.

HELLRAISER 7: DEADER - Amy Klein is smokin'

This is not a very good movie, which is a shame, really. It's got a heroine that we can get behind--a plucky and tough-as-nails female reporter, something of a modern update to an archetype you used to see in the '40s--and an interesting concept. A cult lead by a descendant of the puzzle box's creator who figures out a way to use the box to his own advantage? Sounds pretty good on paper. On film, though...not so much.

This movie actually ties into the Hellraiser mythos only slightly, and if not for the appearance of the box (which does very little) and Pinhead (who does hardly more), this wouldn't even seem like a Hellraiser film. And there's a good reason for that: it's not. At least, it didn't start out to be.

HELLRAISER 7: DEADER - Ye Olde Puzzlebox

This was initially scripted as an original feature, but when the studio lost faith in it, they called for a rewrite to shoehorn it into the franchise. It is this forced nature that weakens what could have been a strong film. Perhaps they should have started from scratch, or rewritten a little bit more.

Not only are the franchise elements few and far between, but the plot isn't quite coherent and doesn't go deep enough into the new mythology it tries to craft. A lot more explanation of what the cult was trying to accomplish, and seeing a few examples of this in action would have been appreciated. It's too muddled for any sort of clear picture to emerge.

HELLRAISER 7: DEADER - Facechain!

It isn't unwatchable, and there are a handful of genuinely creepy moments, but it pales in comparison to much of what has come before it. Still, there are more entries to follow, and if the law of diminishing returns holds true, things won't bode well for them at all.

"There's something vaguely demonic about you, Charles."
--J/Metro

JoBlo Horror-Movie
Director: Rick Bota

Starring:
Kari Wuhrer/Amy
Doug Bradley/Pinhead
Paul Rhys/Winters
Georgina Rylance/Marla
PLOT-CRUNCH
Chain smoking and heart shaped behind reporter Amy (Wuhrer) dives head & shoulders first into exploring a mysterious Cult called The Deaders. She’s put through the hell-bent ringer and meets Pinhead & friends along the way.
THE LOWDOWN
The Hellraiser franchise today is a different mammal than the one I fell in lust with way back when. Where Part 1 to 4 covered an ongoing storyline, Part 5 to now 7 (with 8 on the way) mostly act as stand alones, minor references to past films aside, only the puzzle box and good old Pinboy tie the series together. The question is, does it work?

Well, even though they're not really Hellraiser films anymore (they're more like films that Pinhead happen to be in) the films do come through in some ways! I personally boogied to Hellraiser Inferno, thought Hellraiser Hellseeker was "okay" and now here comes Hellraiser Deader giving it a body-shot! To be fair, this gleaming hook-job, kept me watching throughout. The “Ringu with a Cult” like premise was involving enough, the stylish visuals worked wonders (they fully capitalized on their Romanian locations), the suspense gave me a couple of lickings (loved the hang-girl bit), the nifty “shock” moments kept me on my claw-like toenails (all about that bathroom exercise) while the presence of stellar B-Queen Kari “criminally hot” Wuhrer wrapped it all up in a pretty blood soaked bow. In my book of blood (and flesh cantaloupes) Kari Wuhrer is always a sure bet that my eyeballs will be crazy-glued to the screen. I mean the gal is as gorgeous as the most tempting sin and can act most A List actresses out of the freaking ring. You just can’t go wrong with the dame and Deader was no exception. She carried the film admirably and was the "numero uno" reason as to my investment in all of it.

With that said its no secret that “Deader” was an already existing screenplay that was “tweaked” by the filmmakers to fit within the Hellraiser universe. Sadly it freaking showed. The “Pinhead” moments felt forced and out of place whilst the side Cenobites were lazily tossed our way (why even bother). To make matters more painful, the “Hellraiser” elements actually went on to dilute the main narrative line, taking precious screen time away from it. I was interested in the Deader cult plotline and wanted to delve deeper into it! I was never given the chance since the film was too busy trying to tell two tales at once. Consequence: it never came through fully one way or another. My final peeve had to to with the overplaying of one trick. Picture this: a horror scene builds up around our heroine , the stakes are high, we're reaching the crescendo, the uppercut is coming and then…we cut away to the lead waking up somewhere else. BUGH! The device worked the first two times but after that, it became a cheap and tired ploy. To echo what my last date told me: STOP PULLING OUT!

On the whole Hellraiser Deader was a flawed yet still decent and fairly effortless watch. Thank the heavens for Kari Wuhrer! She always comes through! To me, this one is an ideal “pre-going out to get laid” Friday night flick. A good warm up to something better. Now, play with this box and I don't mean the box!
GORE
We get some stabbings; a gun shot wound to the head, slit wrists, hooks in the face, hook shish-kabobs and a person being ripped to shreds by hooks. Red wet enough for me!
ACTING
Kari Wuhrer (Amy) has often been called a poor man’s Ashley Judd by many (I’ve said it too) but allow me to correct that. She’s the rich man’s Ashley Judd with stronger acting chops, a braver demeanor and a sexier aura. She the real, well rounded thing! Judd is just a poor version of her. WE LOVE YOU KARI! Doug Bradley (Pinhead) did what he was asked to do well. Not much more to say than that. Paul Rhys (Winters) looked like a younger version of Lance Henriksen and nailed the part! I wanted to see more of him! Georgina Rylance (Marla) had a small role but her magnetic presence made it a memorable one. Good job girl!
T & A
It’s a tit party over here! We get ample female ta-tas left and right with Wuhrer (minus implants) being one of the benefactors. We also get some girl on girl action (always fun). The ladies get some shirtless dudes and a quick glimpse of a limp noodle…enjoy gals! NOTE: Damn I love being a man!
DIRECTING
I grooved to Rick Bota’s style! He slapped potent atmosphere (the bluish hues so worked) and some nail biting tension laced moments my way while milking his locations to a “T” and knowing how to execute slow motion for maximum whoopass. Good stuff!
SOUNDTRACK
We get a subtle yet moody and effective score. We’re also served with a techno ditty that worked me well.
BOTTOM LINE
Hellraiser Deader sported an enthralling premise, moved at an even pace, looked morbidly spiffy and tossed in enough jugs & plasma to satisfy. The razor blade framed Ace in its sleeve though was the presence of sultry Kari Wuhrer who jacked the whole to a higher “must keep watching” level. Brilliant piece of casting there! It’s a shame that this party favor never went deep enough within its own story to please, played too many games for its own good and half cocked its Hellraiser ingredients. A solid Hellraiser sequel? Nah. An easy and watchable quick-fix horror flick? Sure! NEXT PLEASE!
BULL'S EYE
The flick was shot in Romania for 2 Million clams.

Screenwriter Neal Marshall Stevens is also the scribe behind the script for the 13 Ghosts screenplay.
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Hellraiser 5 Inferno





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Movie Review: Hellraiser 5: Inferno (2000)

Hellraiser 5: Inferno
HELLRAISER 5: INFERNO - DVD cover image

Written by Paul Harris Boardman & Scott Derrickson
Directed by Scott Derrickson

Detective Joseph Thorne...Craig Sheffer
Tony Nenonen...Nicholas Turturro
Dr. Gregory...James Remar
Pinhead...Dough Bradley

Detective Joseph Thorne is something of a shady cop. He steals evidence from crime scenes, snorts blow, and bangs beautiful young hookers behind the backs of his wife and daughter. When he and his straight shooter partner Tony Nenonen are called to a murder site, they find a puddle of flesh that was once a man, a child's finger ensconced in a candle, and the mysterious puzzle box.

HELLRAISER 5: INFERNO - Sexy Cenobites

Detective Thorne has always been good at solving puzzles. He's almost obsessive about it, and quite showy, as well. It doesn't take him long to crack the combination of the box, but when he does, he isn't assaulted by leather-clad demons and dragged into hell like most people. Instead, he finds the world around him changing into a surrealistic nightmare ofJacob's Ladder proportions.

In long-running franchises such as this, you can't really go into these sequels expecting too much. A little blood, a few boobs, hopefully a coherent storyline that doesn't completely contradict everything that has come before it. So I was pleasantly surprised to find that this entry was pretty damned enjoyable, offering up a fresh take on the usual Cenobite storyline.

HELLRAISER 5: INFERNO - Lynchian noir

Inferno is like a 1990s neo-noir as seen through the eyes of David Lynch. It is dark, twisted, and nice to look at, beating the shit out of all your senses with a whip. Thorne is a worthy anti-hero, and the mysterious Engineer is one hell of a villain. Pinhead himself had been relegated to a background role this time, but his usual sadomasochistic tropes are all here, so we feel his presence even when he can not be seen.

This may be more mystery than horror for much of its running time, but it's still a welcome addition to the genre fan's library. One of the few sequels that really matter.

HELLRAISER 5: INFERNO - Even Pinhead is surprised

"Your flesh is killing your spirit."
--J/Metro
MRQR
Supernatural villain Pinhead finds himself on the wrong side of the law in this, the fifth film in the Hellraiser franchise. Joseph (Craig Sheffer) is a detective with the LAPD who one morning discovers he's no longer living in California -- he's been exiled to Hades, and the only way to escape is by solving the mystery of the all-powerful puzzle box. The box is now in the hands of the fearsome demon Pinhead (Doug Bradley), and Joseph finds himself in a life-and-death struggle with the demon for control of the puzzle box. Hellraiser: Inferno also stars Nicholas Turturro as Tony, Sasha Barrese as Daphne, Noelle Evans as Melanie, and James Remar as Dr. Paul Gregory



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Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween 2 Rob Zombie Remake




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Movie Info

Filmmaker Rob Zombie returns to Haddonfield for this Dimension Films sequel that finds the murderous psychopath Michael Myers (once again played by Tyler Mane) out on the loose again. The film picks up where the last one left off. Laurie Strode (Scout Taylor-Compton) survives an attack by her mental-patient brother, Michael Myers, whom she doesn't know is related to her. On the way to the morgue, the ambulance carrying Michael crashes and, miraculously, the killer survives and heads out into thecountryside, his body never recovered by the authorities. In the meantime, the madman's doctor, Samuel Loomis (Malcolm McDowell), has turned into a media whore on the cusp of superstardom with the release of his exposé on the horrific happenings presented in the previous film. As time ticks down to Halloween night, Michael, now living in a barn and urged on by the spirit of his dead mother and his younger self, is driven to seek out his sister once again. 
Horrormovies.ca.

HALLOWEEN 2 (2009) Review

3 out of 10 Skulls 
Written by: Capt_Howdy    

I just returned home from the premiere of Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 (thanks for the tickets!) and I've got to say that I'm very disappointed.  Being the first reviewer of the film on the site, I hate that I'm not raving about it.  I wanted to like this film so bad!  I really enjoyed Rob Zombie's original remake, too.

Let me give it some praise before I get into what I didn't care for:  It starts with a bang, and keeps the tension up throughout the entire film.  I can not say that I got bored at all, and the movie moved along really quickly.  It also looked good.  Say what you will about Rob Zombie, but I think he's got a distinct style that is pleasing to the eye.  

Having said that, however, let me slide into my first complaint:  This is Rob Zombie-ville.  Where Haddonfield the first time around seemed like a middle class white neighborhood, this time it looks like a backwoods village that hasn't had running water in a month.  I don't know why, but Zombie makes all of the characters greasy, dirty, and just really unattractive.  Laurie this time around looks like shit run over twice throughout the film, (understandable considering), and everyone around her just looks...gross. 

Secondly, I really didn't give two shits about any of the characters this time.  Laurie bumbles her way through, either screaming hysterically or sobbing uncontrollably; her friend Annie is back, but to no effect; and most disappointing is Dr. Loomis.  First time around, he was portrayed as a generally likeable guy with a questionable moral compass.  This time he's just an asshole.  When he's not yelling at someone, he's screaming profanities to himself.  I really disliked his character this time.  VERY disappointing.

Then there were the kills.  The excessive blood didn't bother me, nor did the body count.  What drove me crazy were the sound effects.  The stabbing, slicing, crunching, snapping noises were so ridiculously loud and over the top, that I felt like they should have just taken the Batman route and had giant cartoon letters on the screen that yelled SPLAT!  CRACK!  It was one of those things that once you notice it, you realize how ridiculous it gets.

And finally, my biggest gripe is surely going to be the most controversial one.  This film is not a Halloween film.  If it weren't for the William Shatner mask, I wouldn't have ever known this was in the Halloween family of films.  We complain with remakes at times because we feel like the remake served no purpose - that the filmmakers didn't take it in a new direction or add anything new to the mythology.  Well, Rob Zombie can never be accused of that.  He certainly puts his own spin on the story.  We are in Michael's head for the first time...and I think it ruins part of the mythology.  I personally hated the whole "Kill for Mommy" idea.  I saw it in the trailer, and had hoped it was just one scene.  Well, it's not.  It's basically the driving force.  

For a character that was referred to in the original script in 1978 as "THE SHAPE," this Michael sure has got a lot of backstory.  He's Michael, for God's sake!  We don't have to know why he kills, or see that he's got mommy issues and some weird, warped sense of family!  While Zombie dabbled in the ethos of Michael in the first film, he dives in head first into it this time around.  I can appreciate the fact that they were trying to make a horror film with substance, that had deeper meanings and symbolism, really, I can, but to me, Halloween 2 comes off as an akward, unsuccessful attempt at experimental film.  There's flashing images and bizarre dreams, and a white horse, and Michael as a boy (played by a different kid than in the first, and he must be related to Zombie, because there's no way a kid that is that completely awful at acting would ever get a gig on his own.  Honestly painful to watch.)

I have other problems with the film, (like how Michael does a lot of grunting when he's stabbing people, and the absence of even a note of John Carpenter's classic theme song until the endcredits) but this is dangerously close to turning into one of those reviews where the reviewer seemingly just hates the world.  I'm sorry if this dampens anybody's excitement, and obviously this is just my little opinion.  Keep in mind that I enjoyed the first, which many of you didn't, and I really dislike this one partly because it's absolutely nothing like the first.  So perhaps that means if you hated the first, you'll love this one?  I don't know.  Still go see it, tell me what you think, disagree with me, call me an idiot, it'll be fun.

Then there were the kills.  The excessive blood didn't bother me, nor did the body count.  What drove me crazy were the sound effects.  The stabbing, slicing, crunching, snapping noises were so ridiculously loud and over the top, that I felt like they should have just taken the Batman route and had giant cartoon letters on the screen that yelled SPLAT!  CRACK!  It was one of those things that once you notice it, you realize how ridiculous it gets.

And finally, my biggest gripe is surely going to be the most controversial one.  This film is not a Halloween film.  If it weren't for the William Shatner mask, I wouldn't have ever known this was in the Halloween family of films.  We complain with remakes at times because we feel like the remake served no purpose - that the filmmakers didn't take it in a new direction or add anything new to the mythology.  Well, Rob Zombie can never be accused of that.  He certainly puts his own spin on the story.  We are in Michael's head for the first time...and I think it ruins part of the mythology.  I personally hated the whole "Kill for Mommy" idea.  I saw it in the trailer, and had hoped it was just one scene.  Well, it's not.  It's basically the driving force.  


For a character that was referred to in the original script in 1978 as "THE SHAPE," this Michael sure has got a lot of backstory.  He's Michael, for God's sake!  We don't have to know why he kills, or see that he's got mommy issues and some weird, warped sense of family!  While Zombie dabbled in the ethos of Michael in the first film, he dives in head first into it this time around.  I can appreciate the fact that they were trying to make a horror film with substance, that had deeper meanings and symbolism, really, I can, but to me, Halloween 2 comes off as an akward, unsuccessful attempt at experimental film.  There's flashing images and bizarre dreams, and a white horse, and Michael as a boy (played by a different kid than in the first, and he must be related to Zombie, because there's no way a kid that is that completely awful at acting would ever get a gig on his own.  Honestly painful to watch.)

I have other problems with the film, (like how Michael does a lot of grunting when he's stabbing people, and the absence of even a note of John Carpenter's classic theme song until the endcredits) but this is dangerously close to turning into one of those reviews where the reviewer seemingly just hates the world.  I'm sorry if this dampens anybody's excitement, and obviously this is just my little opinion.  Keep in mind that I enjoyed the first, which many of you didn't, and I really dislike this one partly because it's absolutely nothing like the first.  So perhaps that means if you hated the first, you'll love this one?  I don't know.  Still go see it, tell me what you think, disagree with me, call me an idiot, it'll be fun.



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